Nikon's new weapon.
Nikon has been discovered trying to develop a weapon to beat Canon. The solar powered Nikon DSLR was discovered wandering aimlessly in the back yard of a Canon owner. Luckily the Nikon only shoots 720p and could not match the superior firepower of the Canon. After a direct hit with 1080p, the Nikon DSLR has been going in circles for the past year.